"Nobody's fucking anyone in that tub," Eddie insisted, "Do you know how many bathroom related accidents there are every year?"

He sounded, a bit, like he was trying to convince himself. Screwing around in a bathtub had always sounded like more trouble than it was worth, but he'd never imagined it in a bathtub like this. There were jets.

And it looked really clean. He was actually impressed.

"Wow, that was fast," he said, blinking as he watched Jamie slip out of the bathroom to answer the door.