"Jesus." Jamie jumps up and I laugh, keeping a hold of his hand as we dance away from the grabber. "I hope these people get hazard pay. There's no way they don't get kicked in the face."

We turn a corner and push through heavy black plastic flaps to enter a pitch black hallway. I can't see anything and the spooky music gets louder and more ominous. A creepy laugh filters through a speaker near my ear and I dart forward, heading straight first into a wall. I bounce backwards and bump into Jamie, laughing around a groan as I reach up to rub at my nose. "Okay, hands out. No more finding the way with my nose."

With Jamie's hand still in mine, I reach out with the other to feel my way along the wall until we turn a corner and push through another heavy curtain. The next room is bathed in red light, and I dart away as a clown chases after me with a knife. "Oh fuck that. Next room, next room!"