Eddie laughed, thinking about the awful rash he probably would've gotten on his balls and wrinkling his nose delicately.

"That's crazy, though. I mean, not in a bad way. It's just, you know, like the kind of stuff you read in books, you know?" He scooted a little closer, his eyes wide and alight with curiosity.

"Are clothes weird, too? Like, too soft or too thin or whatever?"