"Oh my God, that's not even physically possible," Eddie said in a breathless, haughty rush, nearly flinging his spoon as he gestured in Richie's direction. "Nobody's sticking any dicks into dicks, Richie! How would that even fit?"

His face was starting to grow alarmingly red, but only because he couldn't get those pictures out of his head-- the ones he'd seen on the internet a few weeks back. Some of them were gifs.

"We're not even doing any of that yet, okay? Just shut up," Eddie demanded, and then, because he couldn't seem to stop himself, and because it felt important to prove that he knew more than Richie did, he blurted, "Most people just use their hands and mouths, anyway!"